I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need…
When Life Begins
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else is starting to wear out, fall out, or spread out. There are three signs…
Jesus is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to…
Things To Ponder
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best…
Politics and Religion
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and…
Wise Old Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home in the summer near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of…
Wrong Number
This story involves a pastor of a store front church. The pastor’s church is called The ‘Almighty God’ Tabernacle. On a Saturday night several weeks…
Guys Hate Shopping
Here Are 8 Signs That Your Guy Hates Going Shopping With You. You catch him staring into the store’s security cameras, waving his arms in…
My Kitchen Guide
FREEZER FOODS: ICE CREAM – If you can’t tell the difference between your ice cubes and your ice cream, it’s time to throw BOTH out….
Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey
Salmonella won’t be a concern. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. Your cheese broccoli lima bean…
Reasons to Buy a New Car
Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. Instead of an airbag, there’s a whoopie cushion taped to your steering wheel. You…
