He was struggling to tie his shoes. I was struggling with whether I should help him
Meals on Wheels
One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
The Truck-Stop
Trying not to be biased, I was hiring a handicapped person. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. I had never had a mentally handicapped employee, and I wasn’t sure I wanted one. I wasn’t sure how my customers would react to Stevie. He was short, a little dumpy, and had the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Down Syndrome.
Church Football
Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Questions About Christmas . . .
Frequently Asked Questions About Christmas . . .
Fractured Dictionary
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall….
A Tug
In some circles it is not “politically correct” to be considered a “bloody” Christian who believes in eternal salvation, but I am guilty of believing that once saved, always saved. I have been cleansed by and washed in the blood of Jesus. Knowing this, gives me a peace of God and peace with God to pillow my head every night knowing that whether I go or whether I stay, I’m a winner either way.
Californians
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’re from…
Coyote Ugly
“What do you mean I do it wrong? All coyotes hunt.” Rodney defended himself when his best friend George Coyote accused him of being “too…
TALK To Me
The man whispered “God, speak to me” and a meadowlark sang. But the man did not hear. So the man yelled “God speak to me!”…
