College professors, by department, describe a kiss:
COMPUTER SCIENCE
“A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.”
ALGEBRA
“A kiss is two divided by nothing.”
PHYSICS
“A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart.”
CHEMISTRY
“A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts.”
ACCOUNTING
“A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned.”
ECONOMICS
“A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than the supply.”
PHILOSOPHY
“A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old.”
THEOLOGY
“A kiss is divine.”
EARTH SCIENCES
“A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when recycled often.”
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