You Might be a Preacher if….
You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover you really were.
You’ve ever wondered why people couldn’t die at more appropriate times.
You’re leading the church into the 21st century, but you don’t know what you’re preaching on Sunday.
A church picnic is no picnic — for you.
You’ve ever spoken for free and were worth every penny.
You said it’s Sunday, but Monday’s coming!
You wonder why the tax seminar leader didn’t open with prayer.
Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”
You’ve ever been tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.
You’d rather talk to people with every head bowed and every eye closed.
You’ve ever wanted to “lay hands” on a deacon’s neck or punch out a council member.
You hesitate to tell people what you do for a living.
You ever talked to a person who was sitting on a bedpan.
You find yourself counting people at a sports event.
You received an anonymous U-Haul gift certificate.
Everybody stops talking when you enter the room.
You’ve ever stretched the truth (lied) at a funeral.
