Here Are 8 Signs That Your Guy Hates Going Shopping With You.
You catch him staring into the store’s security cameras, waving his arms in the air and mouthing: “Help me!”
In the last year of hitting the mall together, he’s gained 20 pounds trying to self-medicate on cheese fries from the food court.
He sleeps like a baby . . . in Victoria’s Secret.
The store’s lounge area has turned into a therapy circle for men, with your Guy acting as moderator.
You catch him shooting the breeze about baseball and trying to place an eighth-inning bet . . . with a mannequin.
On trips to the shopping outlets,he routinely grabs the arms of little boys and shouts ” run for your life, child, before it’s too late”
When you suggest he bring a magazine to read to pass the time, he lugs an entire year’s worth of back issues.
The saleswoman at the cosmetics counter has complained that your man is a little to fond of “smelling” the nail polish testers.
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