So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you’re from California if:
Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.
Your child’s 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
You can’t remember… Is pot illegal?
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You can’t remember… is pot illegal?
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the USA.
Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
You can’t remember… is pot illegal?
You love God, and know he loves you!
